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These are the transcripts for each episode of The League. There are, of course, many spoliers so if you haven't watched the episode and don't want to ruin anything - you have been warned!

Plagiarism Warning: Due to the transcripts being from the show, please do not claim them as your own work. 


Season One - Episode Transcripts

Episode No. Episode Name
S01E01 The Draft/Transcript
S01E02 The Bounce Test/Transcript
S01E03 Sunday at Ruxin's/Transcript
S01E04 Mr. McGibblets/Transcript
S01E05 The Usual Bet/Transcript
S01E06 The Shiva Bowl/Transcript

Season Two - Episode Transcripts

Episode No. Episode Name
S02E01 Vegas Draft/Transcript
S02E02 Bro-Lo El Cuñado/Transcript
S02E03 The White Knuckler/Transcript
S02E04 The Kluneburg/Transcript
S02E05 The Marathon/Transcript
S02E06 The Anniversary Party/Transcript
S02E07 Ghost Monkey/Transcript
S02E08 The Tie/Transcript
S02E09 The Expert Witness/Transcript
S02E10 High School Reunion/Transcript
S02E11 Ramona Neopolitano/Transcript
S02E12 Kegel the Elf/Transcript
S02E13 The Sacko Bowl/Transcript

Season Three - Episode Transcripts

Episode No. Episode Name
S03E01 The Lockout/Transcript
S03E02 The Sukkah/Transcript
S03E03 The Au Pair/Transcript
S03E04 Ol' Smoke Crotch/Transcript
S03E05 Bobbum Man/Transcript
S03E06 Yobogoya!/Transcript
S03E07 Carmenjello/Transcript
S03E08 Thanksgiving/Transcript
S03E09 The Out of Towner/Transcript
S03E10 The Light of Genesis/Transcript
S03E11 The Guest Bong/Transcript
S03E12 St. Pete/Transcript
S03E13 The Funeral/Transcript

Season Four - Episode Transcripts

Episode No. Episode Name
S04E01 Training Camp/Transcript
S04E02 The Hoodie/Transcript
S04E03 The Freeze Out/Transcript
S04E04 The Breastalyzer/Transcript
S04E05 Judge MacArthur/Transcript
S04E06 The Tailgate/Transcript
S04E07 The Vapora Sport/Transcript
S04E08 The Anchor Baby/Transcript
S04E09 Bro-Lo El Cordero/Transcript
S04E10 Our Dinner with Andre/Transcript
S04E11 12.12.12/Transcript
S04E12 A Krampus Carol/Transcript
S04E13 The Curse of Shiva/Transcript

Season Five - Episode Transcripts

Episode No.  Episode Name
S05E01 The Bachelor Draft/Transcript
S05E02 The Von Nowzick Wedding/Transcript
S05E03 Chalupa vs. The Cutlet/Transcript
S05E04 Rafi and Dirty Randy/Transcript
S05E05 The Bye Week/Transcript
S05E06 Heavy Petting/Transcript
S05E07 The Bringer Show/Transcript
S05E08 Flowers for Taco/Transcript
S05E09 The Automatic Faucet/Transcript
S05E10 The Near Death Flex-perience/Transcript
S05E11 The Credit Card Alert/Transcript
S05E12 Baby Geoffrey Jesus/Transcript
S05E13 The 8 Defensive Points of Hanukkah/Transcript

Season Six - Episode Transcripts

Episode No.  Episode Name
S06E01 Sitting Shiva/Transcript
S06E02 Tefl-Andre/Transcript
S06E03 The Height Supremacist/Transcript
S06E04 When Rafi Met Randy/Transcript
S06E05 The Hot Tub/Transcript
S06E06 Breast Awareness Month/Transcript
S06E07 The Heavenly Fowler/Transcript
S06E08 Man Land/Transcript
S06E09 Taco Standard Time/Transcript
S06E10 Epi-Sexy/Transcript
S06E11 EBDBBnB/Transcript
S06E12 Ménage à Cinq/Transcript
S06E13 The Beach House/Transcript

Season Seven - Episode Transcripts

Episode No.  Episode Name
S07E01 That Other Draft/Transcript
S07E02 The Draft of Innocence/Transcript
S07E03 The Blind Spot/Transcript
S07E04 Deflategate/Transcript
S07E05 The Bully/Transcript
S07E06 The Beer Mile/Transcript
S07E07 Trophy Kevin/Transcript
S07E08 The Last Temptation of Andre/Transcript
S07E09 The Yank Banker/Transcript
S07E10 The Block/Transcript
S07E11 Adios y Bienvenidos/Transcript
S07E12 The 13 Stages of Grief/Transcript
S07E13 The Great Night of Shiva/Transcript


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