Welcome to The League Wikia Episode Transcripts[]
These are the transcripts for each episode of The League. There are, of course, many spoliers so if you haven't watched the episode and don't want to ruin anything - you have been warned!
Plagiarism Warning: Due to the transcripts being from the show, please do not claim them as your own work.
Enjoy!
Season One - Episode Transcripts[]
| Episode No. | Episode Name |
|---|---|
| S01E01 | The Draft/Transcript |
| S01E02 | The Bounce Test/Transcript |
| S01E03 | Sunday at Ruxin's/Transcript |
| S01E04 | Mr. McGibblets/Transcript |
| S01E05 | The Usual Bet/Transcript |
| S01E06 | The Shiva Bowl/Transcript |
Season Two - Episode Transcripts[]
| Episode No. | Episode Name |
|---|---|
| S02E01 | Vegas Draft/Transcript |
| S02E02 | Bro-Lo El Cuñado/Transcript |
| S02E03 | The White Knuckler/Transcript |
| S02E04 | The Kluneburg/Transcript |
| S02E05 | The Marathon/Transcript |
| S02E06 | The Anniversary Party/Transcript |
| S02E07 | Ghost Monkey/Transcript |
| S02E08 | The Tie/Transcript |
| S02E09 | The Expert Witness/Transcript |
| S02E10 | High School Reunion/Transcript |
| S02E11 | Ramona Neopolitano/Transcript |
| S02E12 | Kegel the Elf/Transcript |
| S02E13 | The Sacko Bowl/Transcript |
Season Three - Episode Transcripts[]
| Episode No. | Episode Name |
|---|---|
| S03E01 | The Lockout/Transcript |
| S03E02 | The Sukkah/Transcript |
| S03E03 | The Au Pair/Transcript |
| S03E04 | Ol' Smoke Crotch/Transcript |
| S03E05 | Bobbum Man/Transcript |
| S03E06 | Yobogoya!/Transcript |
| S03E07 | Carmenjello/Transcript |
| S03E08 | Thanksgiving/Transcript |
| S03E09 | The Out of Towner/Transcript |
| S03E10 | The Light of Genesis/Transcript |
| S03E11 | The Guest Bong/Transcript |
| S03E12 | St. Pete/Transcript |
| S03E13 | The Funeral/Transcript |
Season Four - Episode Transcripts[]
| Episode No. | Episode Name |
|---|---|
| S04E01 | Training Camp/Transcript |
| S04E02 | The Hoodie/Transcript |
| S04E03 | The Freeze Out/Transcript |
| S04E04 | The Breastalyzer/Transcript |
| S04E05 | Judge MacArthur/Transcript |
| S04E06 | The Tailgate/Transcript |
| S04E07 | The Vapora Sport/Transcript |
| S04E08 | The Anchor Baby/Transcript |
| S04E09 | Bro-Lo El Cordero/Transcript |
| S04E10 | Our Dinner with Andre/Transcript |
| S04E11 | 12.12.12/Transcript |
| S04E12 | A Krampus Carol/Transcript |
| S04E13 | The Curse of Shiva/Transcript |
Season Five - Episode Transcripts[]
| Episode No. | Episode Name |
|---|---|
| S05E01 | The Bachelor Draft/Transcript |
| S05E02 | The Von Nowzick Wedding/Transcript |
| S05E03 | Chalupa vs. The Cutlet/Transcript |
| S05E04 | Rafi and Dirty Randy/Transcript |
| S05E05 | The Bye Week/Transcript |
| S05E06 | Heavy Petting/Transcript |
| S05E07 | The Bringer Show/Transcript |
| S05E08 | Flowers for Taco/Transcript |
| S05E09 | The Automatic Faucet/Transcript |
| S05E10 | The Near Death Flex-perience/Transcript |
| S05E11 | The Credit Card Alert/Transcript |
| S05E12 | Baby Geoffrey Jesus/Transcript |
| S05E13 | The 8 Defensive Points of Hanukkah/Transcript |
Season Six - Episode Transcripts[]
| Episode No. | Episode Name |
|---|---|
| S06E01 | Sitting Shiva/Transcript |
| S06E02 | Tefl-Andre/Transcript |
| S06E03 | The Height Supremacist/Transcript |
| S06E04 | When Rafi Met Randy/Transcript |
| S06E05 | The Hot Tub/Transcript |
| S06E06 | Breast Awareness Month/Transcript |
| S06E07 | The Heavenly Fowler/Transcript |
| S06E08 | Man Land/Transcript |
| S06E09 | Taco Standard Time/Transcript |
| S06E10 | Epi-Sexy/Transcript |
| S06E11 | EBDBBnB/Transcript |
| S06E12 | Ménage à Cinq/Transcript |
| S06E13 | The Beach House/Transcript |
Season Seven - Episode Transcripts[]
| Episode No. | Episode Name |
|---|---|
| S07E01 | That Other Draft/Transcript |
| S07E02 | The Draft of Innocence/Transcript |
| S07E03 | The Blind Spot/Transcript |
| S07E04 | Deflategate/Transcript |
| S07E05 | The Bully/Transcript |
| S07E06 | The Beer Mile/Transcript |
| S07E07 | Trophy Kevin/Transcript |
| S07E08 | The Last Temptation of Andre/Transcript |
| S07E09 | The Yank Banker/Transcript |
| S07E10 | The Block/Transcript |
| S07E11 | Adios y Bienvenidos/Transcript |
| S07E12 | The 13 Stages of Grief/Transcript |
| S07E13 | The Great Night of Shiva/Transcript |
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